Morden Makes Maiden Speech?

Well Westminster returns after their two weeks holiday (as if our MPs get the chance to take holidays) for Whitsun and today was due to be the day when Jess 'just where has my -ica gone' Morden MP was to make her maiden speech, as today's Argus reports:




If indeed she has done so, we will be able to confirm this at some point tomorrow and we shall endeavour to upload a full transcript of same.